I was too... So I sat down and wrote this post.
Hopefully this list will help other prefessional time wasters like me to spend their time more productively.
So, here goes:
Read a Blog.
Or better still, create a blog and start posting bull.
NetDisaster lets you rampage through your least favorite websites. They've got some real juicy attacks like 'Led Zeppelin', 'Nuke', 'Bloody Gun', 'Scribbling Baby', 'Acid Pee', etc. Works great with facebook profile pages, you literally get to puke on someone's face!
Download gay porn, rename it as the latest game or software, and upload it to the major file sharing networks.
And give yourself a big hand cause you're fighting Software Piracy!
(p.s: don't do this on LimeWire, cause, well.. ahem.. I use that one... *shifty eyes)
Look at NASA pictures. Works great if you're at a public place.
Carry a notepad with you and pretend to take notes.
Put your body parts for sale on eBay.
A better idea : Sell advertising space on your cheeks (yes, on all four of them!)
WikiMapia lets you take a virtual stroll around the globe.
Try this one: locate your enemies' houses one by one and label each of them "Public comfort Station".
Do the GoogleWhack!
Search and find old friends at facebook. Then go post crap in their comment walls.
If you remember any scandals about them from your school days, post them too! *in bold lettering*
Easter Eggs are fun! and they are all around us! Find out which Easter Eggs are hiding in your system and have a great time digging them out!
Take a silly test at BlogThings.
Read a random Wikipedia article.
Play BoomShine. Trust me, you'll love it!
Make a crappy video of yourself and upload it on YouTube.
You gotta love these anagrams:
'Axl Rose' = 'Oral Sex'
'Dormitory' = 'Dirty Room'
'Astronomers' = 'Moon Starers'
'George Bush' = 'He Bugs Gore'
'Clint Eastwood' = 'Old West Action'
'Desperation' = 'A Rope ends It'
Check out more cool anagrams or find out the anagrams of your own name at the Internet Anagram Server.
Visit HowStuffWorks and learn a thing or two. It doesn't hurt to work your grey cells once in awhile.
MyHeritage lets you upload a pic of yourself and check which celebrities you resemble the most. In my case it was Kevin Costner who matched the most (67%). (okay, I can live with that).
But I recommended this site to a friend of mine and she got 'paris Hilton' and now she won't talk to me :/
FutureMe lets you write an email to yourself and schedule it to be sent to you at a later date. So go write yourself a letter if you have nothing else to do. Yeah I know, you should be really desperate to do this!
Look for a better job at monster.com . You wouldn't be reading all this crap if you weren't jobless.
Ever wanted to be a rockstar? Play the Popmundo RPG. Trust me, it can be real addictive!
Play some Flash Games. They are mostly no-brainers so you can surely pull 'em off! (Yes! Right in your face!! haha!)
Which is Worse?
"Licking 500 payphones" or "Licking a toilet rim at a gas station"?
"Running out of toilet paper" or "Running out of underwear"?
"Having your teeth pulled out one by one" or "Having your toenails pulled off one by one"?
Spend the day voting on a hundred such thought-provoking issues at WhichIsWorse.
TheMovieSpoiler got movie spoilers!
Yeah, you know what to do: copy it down and text it to your friends right before they go to a premiere.
Learn Hacking from the internet and hack into your boss's computer. Leave him a really Terrifying, Threatening, Blood-Curdling message!
You know, like:
"The PillsBurry DoughBoy Was Here!"
Make a stupid list like this one.
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Posted by mantiz at Monday, August 11, 2008 Labels: fun n pointless, lists Monday, August 11